Star Wars: Dennis the PHANTOM Menace

This segment is a crossover between Dennis the Menace and Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.

Summary
The person before he became a jedi is...Dennis the Menace.

MAD References
Star Blecch

Avaturd

Hulk's Revenge Gel [5-second cartoon]

Characters
Dennis Skywalker (Dennis the Menace)

Darth Maul

Schlock

Qui-Gon Jinn

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Captain Zero (announcer)

Jake Smelly (Obi-Wan's hologram)

Wilson Palpatine (The Emperor/Mr. Wilson)

Transcript
(Scene starts at Tatooine)

Dennis: (panting) Whoa! I'm getting hot in this planet!

Captain Zero: This is the story of Anakin Skywalker, which I replaced with Dennis the Menace, Actually, This is how it all began. I'm the villain from Star Blecch, Captain Zero, And this is Star Wars: Dennis the PHANTOM Menace!

(Title Card: Star Wars: Dennis the PHANTOM Menace plays with Star Wars: The Clone Wars theme song music)

Captain Zero: Later, in the Imperial Star Destroyer, they were about to board for Naboo, but they ran out of fuel.

Jake Smelly: I understand your mistake, Sir Kenobi. We will fuel your ship T minus 1 hour.

Obi-Wan: 1 HOUR?!

Jake Smelly: Calm down, Sir Kenobi. Watch Annoying Orange or something.

Obi-Wan: I understand.

(Jake Smelly's hologram shuts down)

Obi-Wan: Hey Schlock! Anything unique to watch?

Schlock: Well, we have this Disney DVD...

(pulls out the Monsters Inc. DVD)

...and this Spider-Man DVD,

(pulls out the Spider-Man 2 DVD)

also we have The Smurfs and

(pulls out The Smurfs DVD)

Obi-Wan: I KNOW ALREA

Alarm: ALERT! ALERT! Guest incoming. Scanning: Jedi.

Obi-Wan: Dennis. Get the gate.

Schlock: Yes sir!

(Schlock opens the gate)

Dennis: Greetings, mister. I'm on a mission to slay Emperor Wilson.

Schlock: Really?

Dennis: Seriously. I am gonna slay the Emperor.

(Inside the Star Destroyer...)

Qui-Gon: Welcome to The Imperial Star Destroyer. I Am Qui-Gon Jinn.

(scene cuts to Darth Maul munching donuts)

Dennis: Uh...Is Darth Maul eating donuts again?

Qui-Gon: Don't talk about that Sith. Now he's talking to Mr. Zero.

Captain Zero: Look, Maul, I'm your master. Now find my master Wilson!

Darth Maul: Yes sir!

(Scene cuts to Dennis walking)

(Emperor appears)

Dennis: (gasps) EMPEROR WILSON!!!

Wilson: Yes, Dennis! Join me or i'll tease you in Facebook, blah-blah (sighs) who cares?

(Dennis and Wilson fight)

Wilson: Any last words, Dennis?

'''Dennis: YES! AND THA--'''

(Zero pauses the movie)

Schlock: That's it? You showed me the part of the movie?

Captain Zero: Sorry, this film is rated PG. (in low voice) '''THIS MOVIE IS FOR VILLAINS!!! '''(Back in normal voice) Also, Your dad went to the bar again.

(segment ends)

5-second cartoon
Darth Maul: Mmm, tasty.

(Maul almost bites the donut, Boy Hulk from Hulk's Revenge Gel appears)

'''Boy Hulk: RAWR! ('Beats down Darth Maul) Stop buying donuts from Dunkin' Donuts'', will ya? (throws Maul to space)

Darth Maul: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Trivia

 * The Boy Hulk in the 5-second cartoon segment is actually from the ad Hulk's Revenge Gel.
 * The 5-second cartoon is actually a 15-second cartoon.
 * During the fight of Dennis and Wilson, Zero pauses the movie.
 * This is the second MAD @ Collegehumor episode to have MAD References. First was Dinosaur Office Mates.
 * This is the second time Star Wars appeared on MAD @ Collegehumor. First was Darth Bieber in the previous episode.
 * In the 5-second cartoon, when Boy Hulk appeared, The title card music from The Average-ers played. In the original version on Vimeo, The title card music from The Monday Project played.
 * In the original version on Vimeo, The hologram of Obi-Wan was Princess Bubblegum from Adventure Time.