The Dark Right

This segment is a takeoff of The Dark Knight .

Summary
Batman has a mission to kill The Joker by stealing the bar scene from Iron Man 2.

MAD References
Spy vs. Spy

Star Wars: The Groan Wars

Rejected Auditions  [seen in Joker's TV]

Fast Hive  [seen as DVD owned by Jay-Z]

Characters
Batman/Bruce Wain (Bruce Wayne)

Alfred Pennysworld (Alfred Pennysworth)

The Joker

Iron Man

Cashier Manager

Jay-Z

Black Spy

White Spy

Soldier Har Sadly (Harry Styles)

Alfred E. Neuman

Transcript
(Scene starts at Wain Manor [Wayne Manor])

Alfred: Sir Wayne! Sir Wayne!

Batman: What is it?

Alfred: Your spy friends are playing Bomb Catch again.

(scene cuts to Black Spy and White Spy playing Bomb Catch, Spy vs. Spy theme song plays, scene is shown 5 seconds, bomb blows up to Black Spy)

Batman: That's gonna leave a mark.

Alfred: Oh, by the way, Jay-Z purchased a Fast Hive DVD...

(scene cuts to Jay-Z in the DVD store)

Cashier Manager: That'll be $300, sir.

Jay-Z: Let's see if I have...

(scene returns to Alfred)

Alfred: ...Jabba the Hutt is going to have a fight with Chrom and of course Garfield twitted his photo of him dressed as an Ewok.

(short silence)

Batman: You know what? You are RIGHT.

(Title Card: The Dark Right)

Batman: ...Seriously. You're right.

(scene cuts to the Batcave)

Batman: Let's check my preparations for The Joker's sacrifice. Batarangs, check. Batpoison, check. Batsabers...

(a blue batsaber falls)

...(gasps) NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

(Subtitle Card: 201-Batman)

Batman: WE DID THE TITLE ALREADY!!!!!

Alfred E. Neuman: Sorry.

(scene cuts to Joker's Military Field, with signs saying "No Turkeys", "No Batman", and "Trespassing's for Gross People")

(Soldier H.S. watches Rejected Auditions)

'''Joker: SOLDIER HAR SADLY!!! 'What did I tell you about watching MAD''?

(scene zooms out to reveal the Batscreen)

Batman: Name.

A.L.F.R.E.D.: Joker.

Batman: Occupation and Hobbies.

A.L.F.R.E.D.: Villain, His favourite show is Fred.

Batman: Thank you. Oh by the way, How do I defeat him?

A.L.F.R.E.D.: By stealing the bar scene of the 2010 film, Iron Man.

(short silence)

A.L.F.R.E.D.: 2.

Batman: Thank you.

(Batman enters Joker's Military Field, barging inside)

JokeCheck: Password. Please. who am I kidding? My job is the worst.

Joker: (singing) la la la la l Batman? Oh huh huh huh huh! You can't defeat a clown like me.

Batman: I'll defeat your (BLEEP) this time!

Joker: Well then, MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YA' FAVOR!

(Batman and Joker fight)

(Batman runs away)

Iron Man: It's over, Whiplash.

Batman: It's over only for EARTH.

Iron Man: Wait! You can't---

(Earth explodes)

(short silence)

The Joker: I'll just...let myself out.

(Joker flies away with his UFO and segment ends to Credits)

Trivia

 * This is the first time Batman appeared on MAD @ Collegehumor.
 * When Joker said "MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YA' FAVOR!", It references The Hunger Games.
 * A.L.F.R.E.D. Is a parody of J.A.R.V.I.S..
 * When Alfred said "Jabba the Hutt is going to have a fight with Chrom..." It references Star Wars: Return of the Jedi and Fire Emblem Awakening.Fast Hive