Spock's Bourne Legacy

This segment is a crossover between Star Trek into Darkness and The Bourne Legacy.

Summary
Spock is on the run by Captain Nero and turns to Luke Skywalker for help.

MAD References
Papa

Wreck-It Gandalph

PilGrimm

Characters
Spock Bourne (Spock)

Dr. Luke Shearing (Luke)

Captain Nero

R2012D2 (R2D2)

Agent Jabba (Jabba the Hutt)

James T. Kirk

Narrator (not in story)

Transcript
Captain Nero: What's 2 plus 2?

Spock: 4.

Narrator: From the creators of The Bourne Legacy...

Captain Nero: Do you love watching Shrek 3?

Spock: I'd rather watch Star Wars.

Narrator: And The Bourne Leg-a-Turkey...

Spock: Is the camera on?

Captain Nero: Nope.

Narrator: Comes The Bourne Legacy 3...

Jason Bourne was gonna be in the movie Papa...

...but instead Spock was in the movie PilGri-

let's face it, He was in Wreck-it Gandalph.

Spock: I'm getting bored of that.

Captain Nero: I'LL ATTACK YOUR [BLEEP]!

Spock: Make me.

(Spock attacks Nero)

(Title Card: Spock's Bourne Legacy)



Trivia

 * This is the first time The Bourne Legacy showed up.
 * The narrator gave you Papa and Wreck-it Gandalph because Spock and Bourne starred in these two films I mean-segments.
 * Narrator's Call: These videos are for--WHAT? YOU TOLD ME NOTHING?!! -Narrator